What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:59

Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Windows 10 is almost dead, but Flyby11 can help your old PC upgrade to Windows 11 - XDA
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
China demands sensitive information for rare earth exports, companies warn - Financial Times
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dear Doctor: What are the best ways to help my kidneys recover from nearly failing? - OregonLive.com
Just Forget it!
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
LeBron James’ message for Caitlin Clark after dominant return from injury - New York Post
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
share office space ...
Cloudflare open-sources Orange Meets with End-to-End encryption - BleepingComputer
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.