What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Windows 10 is almost dead, but Flyby11 can help your old PC upgrade to Windows 11 - XDA

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

China demands sensitive information for rare earth exports, companies warn - Financial Times

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

NASA’s Voyager 1 Is Set to Shatter Space Records – Becoming the First Object to Travel a Light-Day From Earth! - The Daily Galaxy

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Steam Summer Sale offers up steep discounts on all the big fighting games except Street Fighter 6 - EventHubs

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dear Doctor: What are the best ways to help my kidneys recover from nearly failing? - OregonLive.com

Just Forget it!

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

LeBron James’ message for Caitlin Clark after dominant return from injury - New York Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

share office space ...

Cloudflare open-sources Orange Meets with End-to-End encryption - BleepingComputer

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?